{"id":7910,"date":"2024-09-23T18:45:48","date_gmt":"2024-09-23T17:45:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/?p=7910"},"modified":"2024-09-23T18:45:48","modified_gmt":"2024-09-23T17:45:48","slug":"du-pain-et-des-robes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/?p=7910","title":{"rendered":"Du pain et des robes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Boukhara<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u2019\u00c9mir de Boukhara faisait venir chaque jour son pain de Samarcande, car c\u2019est bien s\u00fbr l\u00e0-bas qu\u2019est confectionn\u00e9 le meilleur pain du monde. Mais il finit par se dire\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Tout de m\u00eame, c\u2019est un peu b\u00eate, je vais plut\u00f4t demander au ma\u00eetre boulanger de Samarcande de venir pr\u00e9parer son pain ici.\u00a0\u00bb Ce qu\u2019il fit. Mais le pain de Boukhara n\u2019avait pas le m\u00eame go\u00fbt. \u00ab\u00a0Alors c\u2019est simple, je n\u2019ai qu\u2019\u00e0 r\u00e9quisitionner un four de Samaracande\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb, se dit l\u2019\u00c9mir. Ce qu\u2019il fit. Mais le pain de Boukhara n\u2019avait toujours pas le m\u00eame go\u00fbt. \u00ab\u00a0Cela ne peut venir que des ingr\u00e9dients\u00a0\u00bb, supposa l\u2019\u00c9mir, \u00ab\u00a0je vais importer la farine, la levure et m\u00eame l\u2019eau de Samarcande\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb Ce qu\u2019il fit. Mais le pain de Boukhara n\u2019avait d\u00e9finitivement pas le m\u00eame go\u00fbt, quand \u00e7a ne veut pas&#8230; Finalement le boulanger se permit de sugg\u00e9rer que c\u2019\u00e9tait peut-\u00eatre l\u2019air de Samarcande qui faisait la diff\u00e9rence. Et puisqu\u2019il \u00e9tait compliqu\u00e9 de changer l\u2019air, l\u2019\u00c9mir renvoya le boulanger chez lui, et recommen\u00e7a \u00e0 faire venir de Samarcande l\u2019incomparable pain confectionn\u00e9 l\u00e0-bas. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un cruel \u00c9mir de Boukhara affamait son peuple. Mais sa g\u00e9n\u00e9reuse femme se servait en cachette dans la r\u00e9serve royale pour aider la population. Elle fut malheureusement surprise un jour par son mari, qui bien s\u00fbr ne put faire autrement que la condamner \u00e0 mort. \u00c0 l\u2019\u00e9poque, les condamn\u00e9s \u00e9taient simplement pouss\u00e9s du sommet du minaret de Kalon, ses 48 m\u00e8tres de hauteur \u00e9tant amplement suffisants. En guise de dernier v\u0153u, la femme de l\u2019\u00c9mir demanda seulement \u00e0 pouvoir porter toutes ses robes lors de l\u2019ex\u00e9cution. Le jour dit, elle gravit les nombreuses marches de la sainte tour, et se jeta tranquillement dans le vide, devant une foule de citoyens \u00e9mus venus lui rendre hommage. Ses larges robes se d\u00e9ploy\u00e8rent alors, freinant consid\u00e9rablement sa descente, et lui permirent d\u2019atterrir sans dommage. Elle obtint le pardon de son mari, et dans la foul\u00e9e d\u00e9posa le brevet du parachute. 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