{"id":769,"date":"2023-04-23T22:21:38","date_gmt":"2023-04-23T21:21:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/?p=769"},"modified":"2024-11-14T21:49:28","modified_gmt":"2024-11-14T20:49:28","slug":"apologie-du-bruit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/?p=769","title":{"rendered":"Apologie du bruit"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>\u00c1vila \u2192 Segovia \u2013 65 km<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c0 toute heure du jour ou bien de la nuit,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rien ne me pla\u00eet plus que de faire du bruit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je rugis, je temp\u00eate, je m\u2019\u00e9poumone,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je d\u00e9teste le silence monotone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vous trouvez que mes enfants sont bruyants&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Normal, ils prennent exemple sur leurs parents&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Si l\u2019un d\u2019eux commence \u00e0 s\u2019\u00e9gosiller,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je m\u2019empresse alors de l\u2019encourager.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je jubile d\u00e8s que mon t\u00e9l\u00e9phone sonne,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Car je peux brailler sans l\u2019aide de personne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ah tiens je vais m\u00eame mettre le haut-parleur,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Volume \u00e0 fond pour mon plus grand bonheur&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Parfois un panneau m\u2019intime de me taire,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c7a nous fait glousser, moi et mes comp\u00e8res.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le doigt aux l\u00e8vres je souffle un \u00ab&nbsp;chut&nbsp;\u00bb moqueur,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u2019hilarit\u00e9 gagne ma bande de noceurs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tu aspires juste \u00e0 la tranquillit\u00e9&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pauvre h\u00e8re, tu es d\u2019une banalit\u00e9&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Car le bruit c\u2019est tout simplement la vie, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le silence viendra \u00e0 ma mort, pardi&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-2 wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/PXL_20230423_114043957-scaled.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"771\" data-id=\"772\" src=\"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/PXL_20230423_114043957-1024x771.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-772\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/PXL_20230423_114043957-1024x771.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/PXL_20230423_114043957-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/PXL_20230423_114043957-768x578.jpg 768w, https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/PXL_20230423_114043957-1536x1157.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/PXL_20230423_114043957-2048x1542.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Tiens, une cath\u00e9drale au milieu d&rsquo;un champ ???<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c1vila \u2192 Segovia \u2013 65 km \u00c0 toute heure du jour ou bien de la nuit, Rien ne me pla\u00eet plus que de faire du&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-espagne"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=769"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8290,"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769\/revisions\/8290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}