{"id":3543,"date":"2023-11-29T18:32:19","date_gmt":"2023-11-29T17:32:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/?p=3543"},"modified":"2024-11-15T22:06:30","modified_gmt":"2024-11-15T21:06:30","slug":"apologie-de-la-pollution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/?p=3543","title":{"rendered":"Apologie de la pollution"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Bodrum<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Encore \u00e0 moiti\u00e9 endormi,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le caf\u00e9-clope est mon ami.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je me nimbe d\u2019un voile d\u00e9l\u00e9t\u00e8re,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Puis je jette le m\u00e9got par terre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Certes j\u2019avais vu le cendrier,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mais c\u2019est chiant, apr\u00e8s faut l\u2019vider\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un kilom\u00e8tre jusqu\u2019\u00e0 la plage,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Beaucoup trop loin, je suis en nage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alors je sors ma vieille guimbarde,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je mets les gaz, faut qu\u2019\u00e7a bombarde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>J\u2019aime asphyxier les \u00e9colos,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Qui se dandinent sur leurs v\u00e9los.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Des chips arros\u00e9es de coca,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Voil\u00e0 un d\u00e9licieux encas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je repars heureux comme un pape,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De laisser tra\u00eener mes agapes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La poubelle crois\u00e9e en chemin&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oui, bon, j\u2019y songerai demain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Regarde ce beau coin de nature,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Parfait pour toutes mes ordures.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tiens mon vieux matelas pourri,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trop gal\u00e8re la d\u00e9ch\u00e8terie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Qu\u2019importe s\u2019il reste l\u00e0 mille ans,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Moi je serai mort bien avant&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Note<\/em>&nbsp;: J\u2019adore la Turquie, vraiment, mais c\u2019est tr\u00e8s compliqu\u00e9 d\u2019y trouver des coins sympas non souill\u00e9s par l\u2019homme, sauf \u00e0 plusieurs heures de marche de toute civilisation. Parfois un peu d\u00e9primant\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-2 wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231129_084213089-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"771\" data-id=\"3549\" src=\"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231129_084213089-1024x771.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231129_084213089-1024x771.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231129_084213089-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231129_084213089-768x578.jpg 768w, https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231129_084213089-1536x1157.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231129_084213089-2048x1542.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Balade entre les gouttes<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231129_073214207-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"771\" data-id=\"3544\" src=\"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231129_073214207-1024x771.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3544\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231129_073214207-1024x771.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231129_073214207-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231129_073214207-768x578.jpg 768w, https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231129_073214207-1536x1157.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231129_073214207-2048x1542.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Euuuh, y a une plage ici normalement nan ?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bodrum Encore \u00e0 moiti\u00e9 endormi, Le caf\u00e9-clope est mon ami. Je me nimbe d\u2019un voile d\u00e9l\u00e9t\u00e8re, Puis je jette le m\u00e9got par terre. Certes j\u2019avais&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-turquie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3543"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3543\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8487,"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3543\/revisions\/8487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}