{"id":3386,"date":"2023-11-15T21:00:59","date_gmt":"2023-11-15T20:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/?p=3386"},"modified":"2024-11-15T21:50:13","modified_gmt":"2024-11-15T20:50:13","slug":"microcosme-aquatique","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/?p=3386","title":{"rendered":"Microcosme aquatique"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Sharm El-Sheikh<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vous vous souvenez de cette publicit\u00e9 culte de Zidane en 2000 pour une c\u00e9l\u00e8bre marque d\u2019eau min\u00e9rale&nbsp;? \u00ab&nbsp;C\u2019est toujours les m\u00eames gestes. D\u2019abord la jambe gauche. Toujours. Chaussette, chaussure. Puis la jambe droite. Et puis une gorg\u00e9e de XXX. Toujours.&nbsp;\u00bb Eh bien on retrouve exactement avant une plong\u00e9e ces rituels de vestiaire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>**Musique** J\u2019aime ces moments-l\u00e0. Le brief du ma\u00eetre de palanqu\u00e9e. La pri\u00e8re silencieuse \u00e0 la d\u00e9esse de la chance. Puis le bateau s\u2019arr\u00eate. Direction l\u2019arri\u00e8re et la mat\u00e9riel. C\u2019est toujours les m\u00eames gestes. BCD et octopus sur bouteille, ouverture de la valve, 200 bar, toujours (bon en fait des fois plus si tu as une bonne \u00e9toile, des fois moins si le club veut abr\u00e9ger la plong\u00e9e\u2026). Gonflage du gilet, contr\u00f4le des valves et des d\u00e9tendeurs. La combi, d\u2019abord la jambe gauche, toujours, la droite, puis cette satan\u00e9e fermeture \u00e9clair dans le dos impossible \u00e0 atteindre. La ceinture de plomb, serr\u00e9e au maximum. Vous commencez \u00e0 ressentir m\u00e9chamment la pesanteur. Crachat traditionnel dans le masque. Toujours. M\u00eame si de plus en plus on se contente d\u2019eau savonneuse, tout se perd. Enfilage du BCD, et puis il faut se mettre debout. La bouteille dans votre dos p\u00e8se un \u00e2ne mort. Buddy check. Toujours&nbsp;!!! Enfin les palmes. L\u2019excitation et la concentration sont \u00e0 leur comble. Si \u00e7a vous chante, une gorg\u00e9e de XXX, mais bon, c\u2019est vous qui voyez, jamais agr\u00e9able d\u2019avoir envie de pisser sous l\u2019eau\u2026 Finalement le saut. Un nouveau monde se d\u00e9voile. &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-2 wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231115_135710715-scaled.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"771\" data-id=\"3392\" src=\"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231115_135710715-1024x771.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3392\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231115_135710715-1024x771.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231115_135710715-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231115_135710715-768x578.jpg 768w, https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231115_135710715-1536x1157.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231115_135710715-2048x1542.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Les journ\u00e9es sont trop courtes<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231115_140656119-scaled.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"771\" data-id=\"3393\" src=\"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231115_140656119-1024x771.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3393\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231115_140656119-1024x771.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231115_140656119-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231115_140656119-768x578.jpg 768w, https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231115_140656119-1536x1157.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/PXL_20231115_140656119-2048x1542.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Et s&rsquo;ach\u00e8vent sur de belles couleurs<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sharm El-Sheikh Vous vous souvenez de cette publicit\u00e9 culte de Zidane en 2000 pour une c\u00e9l\u00e8bre marque d\u2019eau min\u00e9rale&nbsp;? \u00ab&nbsp;C\u2019est toujours les m\u00eames gestes. D\u2019abord&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egypte"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3386"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3386\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8471,"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3386\/revisions\/8471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vadrouilles.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}